Monday, October 29, 2007

You're a country woman if....

My neighbor gave me a copy of Country Woman magazine and it got me to thinking about what makes a woman a "Country Woman". So here is my list! Do you have any to add?
YOU'RE A COUNTRY WOMAN IF...
You hang your clothes on the line year round.
You raise cows, chicken, and pigs for food.
You have a veggie/fruit/herb garden that actually
produces something edible.
You have a rifle or shotgun in your bedroom or on top
of the refrigerator.
It takes you at least 15 minutes to get to town.
You know what propogate means and how to do it with
plants.
You know the different types of moons and how to
identify them, like a harvest moon, blue moon, etc.
You can walk around your whole yard naked and the
only ones who see you are the cows.
Your internet is so slow you do housework while
waiting for pages to download.
You know the ph content of your soil.
You appreciate the wonderful creation around you, and the Creator that created them all.
Signing off,
Your fellow Country Woman,
Jenn

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